1. THE SPIDER FROM MARS
Can you help us understand what the heck is going on here? Yeah it’s obvious the photo is turned over and those aliens aren’t real and are stuck to the ceiling, but… What the heck is this weird place and why are the aliens dressed so awfully?
2. I LOVE YOU SARAH!
This guy surely loves Sarah Michelle Geller, AKA Buffy The Vampire Slayer. He loves her so much, he’s willing to stand next to her cardboard figure and pretend the whole thing between them is real. Dude, get over it! How long should we suffer these creepy creatures (and we’re not talking about the vampires)?
These happy joyful fellows wanted to dress up for Halloween. The guy in white thinks “Hell yeah, I’m happy”. The dude with the grey baby’s overall is too damn serious, you gotta agree. The dude with the blue shitty thing on just looks stupid and the king of all the dudes at the left side of the screen is so epic, girls on the street ask him “Is that candies on your underpants or are you just happy to see me?”
4. HAM & SPAGHETTI… MMMMM DELICIOUS!
Sometimes we’re just speechless. There are certain things is life you cannot understand – supernovas, black holes, quantum mechanics, gravitational waves, the human brain and this guy… If you take a deep look at this photo, you’ll also see multiple hands holding the pasta down and adding extra horns and tails to this guy. If you dropped some acid before you go to sleep (and no, of course we don’t endorse taking drugs…), this guy will haunt you in your weird dreams!
5. HO HO HO SOMETHING STICKS AND IT AIN’T THE CHRISTMAS SPIRIT THIS TIME…
Santa’s little helper didn’t help this time. Everyone has needs, even Santa. Riding in his sled all day long and handing over presents is surely not the most fun you can have and sometimes even Santa needs to drop a load somewhere. We all knew Santa is human after all, we just didn’t think he’ll update us on where to collect his “Load”.
6. AMUSEMENT PARK
If you have kids you’re probably thinking how can they become as badass as their father? Well that’s easy, here’s one little device that will turn them into the sicko their dad is! Go on cowboy, you don’t want to miss the go go dolls club show tonight. Better ride fast and hard…
7. NICE SHOES, WANNA F**K?
Some girls would do anything for some little extra attention. Show these shoes to any girl you know and you can expect her to freak out: OMG OMG OMG! Looks ridiculous? You gotta fake it till you make it, right? Sorry for being sexist ladies, it’s the cold truth, DEAL WITH IT!
8. VIRGINITY SAVED FOREVER!
These two guys are working themselves hard to be able to get all the ladies they want when they grow up. I mean look at this: Doing homework *AND* exercising at the same time – AMAZING! I just hope someday they’ll realize this photo symbolizes their eternal virginity.
9. SMILE OF THE MONA LISA
What the hell is this? Is this supposed to be some kind of a sick mixture of Gandalf from Lord Of The Rings & Elsa from Frozen? Cause if that’s the case, we’re closing down this website!
10. SMELLS LIKE S**T SPIRIT
Dare gone wrong… You know they say Ostriches bury their heads in the sand when they’re scared or threatened? This guy’s friends sure took it way too far.